As seen through Hafl's eyes: What are you up to with my human?
YOU! Yes, YOU! What are you doing here? Treats? No way, man, you cannot buy me…
So, this other human is here and does not seem to want to leave. I have tried to ignore him – it lasted 23 seconds, then he pulled a treat out of his pocket (wish I could wear these things were they always get the treats out of!!!) – I mean honestly, how wrong can somebody be that brings you treats???
And it does not took me to long to train him! Actually, he is a good student! I give him the look – he gives me treats. He enjoys me following him around, so I do it, he gives me treats. I stomp my feat, he gives me treats, I make my smiley face, he gives me treats, I nod my head, he gives me treats, I show the Spanish walk (damn, what are you up to, human, do you want me to work for circus?!), he gives me treats. I even managed to make HIM run..but he does NOT get treats, I mean, WHO AM I?
Me walking the other human |
I have no clue why my human keeps both of us (wasn't it enough to have ME???), but as long as he is not getting my treats I am fine with him. I even have plans with him – depending on how fast he learns, the result will be more treats for me. And everybody will be that happy!
Other human, I like you as long as you do not eat my treats! |
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